Wednesday, June 04, 2008

ARE YOU . . . On The Verge Of Great Wealth!

Psst . . . Wanna Know How To Get STINKIN' RICH?!

If so, shouldn't you learn direct from THE person who has taught tons of others - worldwide - how to do it . . .and has been doing it consistently for over the past 46+ years - rather than from some greenhorn, viral "jerk kid" who hasn't yet even worn out his first Rolls-Royce?

The correct answer is YES!

And lucky for you, the following vital message comes directly from the desk from the ORIGINAL, first and only, GENUINE "wealthy jerk" . . . Dean F. V. Du Vall, Sr.!

KNOW THIS RIGHT UP FRONT:

I'll be very direct with you here:

The purpose of all the text that follows is to convince you to part with a paltry five bux to qualify you for an unparalleled program that could very well make you upwards of $10,000.00 a month or more from a part-time business in your home, apartment, dorm, trailer or office.

I COULD simply write a 12-word classified ad, and since I am the industry's acknowledged "Master Wordsmith," that alone would definitely convince many who read it to take action and send me that aforementioned five dollars. But I do NOT want those kind of easily-convinced people - they are of little value to me - hence, I can be of little help to them in reaching their financial goals.

IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF DAX . . .

. . . you may not realize the value of actually reading ALL of the data that follows - and therefore, may well refuse to do so. That's fine:

Just scroll way down to the bottom of the page and follow the simple instructions there. You WILL be able to acquire all the good stuff that is at the core of DAX PERSONAL SUCCESS! but again, if you do not have the patience and determination to wade through all the following information, you probably are NOT the calibre of person we seek: Sorry, but it's as true and simple as that!

ONE MORE TIME THEN, PLEASE DO NOTE:

I'm not looking for mere curiosity seekers - they are of absolutely NO VALUE to us. That five bux mentioned earlier comes nowhere near covering the cost to produce, let alone ship and send out the large and wholly professional DAX-FAX SUCCESS PAX - which is sent via FIRST CLASS, of course. (EVERYTHING at DAX has been "First Class" since 1962!)

Therefore, I want only genuine, ambitious, industrious men and women who are seeking to make a REAL CHANGE in their lifestyle - serious to provide for themselves and their loved ones a secure, wealth-laden way of living that takes advantage of every wondrous thing this world has to offer.

To accomplish THAT, I need to be a bit more "wordy" - hence, all of the following. Bear with me - this MAY just be the most important bit of blather you've ever perused . . .

YOUR LIFE-CHANGING EVENTS MAY START RIGHT HERE - RIGHT NOW!

I made my FIRST million at age 30 - and that was nearly 40 years ago when a million bux was REALLY a huge pile of money! Oh, the terrific "stuff" I blew that first mil on for me and mine! All the fancy-schmancy 'junque’' favored by the nouveau riche. Mostly, just ostentatious, over-priced crap. BUT, 'twas fun for awhile . . .

SO, GUESS WHO IS THE ORIGINAL "wealthy jerk?!"

I've been showing ambitious men and women the world-over "How to become very wealthy" since 1962 . . . that's nearly FIFTY cotton-pickin' years!

Although tons of people "love me" because I HAVE shown them how to enjoy a wonderful, cash-laden life style - others HAVE referred to me as a "jerk" (or worse!) because frankly, I have never been able to contain myself and frequently talk (or more often, write) about my extraordinary success - and that ticks off some people. Just jealous buggers, I suppose . . .

But tell me: If YOU had been born poor, spent a great deal of your youth in a sick bed, had been ostracized by classmates, had been forced to quit school at 15 to support your family and THEN, a few years later managed to become one of the YOUNG MILLIONAIRES featured by the venerable Dun & Bradstreet . . . wouldn't YOU be tempted to "crow" a bit about your success?

I mean, there were times in my teen age years when I was "that close" to suicide, things were so bad. No job, ill health, no food to eat, no car to drive - no safe place to live.

And then, a few years later, there I am living the proverbial GOOD LIFE - 11,000 Square foot mansion (literally called MOTH Manor {for} Mansion On The Hill), MANY luxury cars including THREE brand new Rolls-Royces a Mercedes and a BMW in the five-car garage and . . . trips to exotic destinations such as Hawaii, Paris, Geneva, Stuttgart, Luzerne, Munich, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Karachi, Islamabad, Lahore, London and Vienna.

And stateside, you name it and my (fourth and FINAL!) young wife and I have been there - Hawaii, the Florida Keys, Niagara Falls, Grand Canyon, Mount Rushmore, Yellow Stone, Las Vegas, Reno, etc.

Along the path of my own success, I always showed others HOW I did it and made it easy for THEM to follow my example. Many people, became filthy rich, along the way. Meanwhile, what's that little "other" teat-sucker doing - the so-called jerk you hear about (only) on-line?

Me and mine were making MILLIONS whilst HE was probably watching "Sesame Street!"

YOU'VE BEEN 'HAD!'

I'll bet that you've been so busy being wowed by the likes of the various viral jerks to believe that ALL the $$$$$ are being made only online . . . so busy being snowed by that bunch o' bull . . . that you probably are not even aware that the truly HUGE MONEY - the millions . . . no, frankly, the BILLIONS of $$$ - are actually being scarfed up by those of us "in the know" - OFF LINE!

THAT'S RIGHT - READ THAT AGAIN!

The REAL money - the BILLIONS OF BUX - are still being accumulated OFF LINE - make no mistake about it!

Listen to me: For sure, there IS a lot of $$$ that can be made ON line. We and many other DAX-DOERS have been scooping it up from various net-productive activities for several years. Our grandaddy website, www. DAXFAX.com has been in operation 24/7/365 for some eleven years, now.

Our famous "DAX Superior Cyber Cash Generator!" system (which neither relies on or requires ANY kind of website whatsoever) has helped numerous men and women to make untold amounts of $$$ for the past 3-4 years or so, as well. It is a FABULOUS way to structure an around-the-clock wealth-producer WITHOUT having to own or participate in a website of ANY kind.

But again, those who see the Internet as the ONLY way to make $$ are missing out on a fantastic FACT:

Collectively, off-line sales annually tabulate in far greater numbers! Real money - that is being sopped up by the smart entrepreneurs - like ME, the insufferable original wealthy jerk - and the many, not-so-jerky, ambitious men and women who have listened to me and my great wisdom for the past (nearly) half century!

SO, QUIT BEING HOODWINKED!

Believe it or not, there are tens of millions of people "out there" who do NOT get up every morning, sit down at their computer and enter the often mindless sphere of cyber space.

Yes, I know that YOU do - and so do I - but again, we are actually a minority - the rest of the world still lives in total reality!

And THOSE very people are the ones who can make YOU extraordinarily wealthy! And they may well do just that, if you pay attention to me a bit longer!

You see, those NON computerized people - the folks that all the late night comics love to make fun of - are actually the backbone of the U.S. economy.

Are you aware that American SMALL businesses employ well over 50% of all working men and women in our country? If you didn't know THAT, you may also be unaware that MOST of the U.S. economy - the actual MONEY being paid for goods and services every minute of every day - goes to OFF-line businesses . . . MANY of which are what we fondly call "mail-order based."

Once again, were talking here about BILLIONS of good ol? American greenbacks that are eagerly forked over every year, and here's the very best part: The U.S. is only a SMALL segment of the global customers who eagerly purchase a variety of products and services OFF Line, annually.

HOW YOU CAN PARTAKE MIGHTILY OF THIS EXTRAORDINARY FINANCIAL BONANZA

Those snotty-nose, Johnny-Come-Lately "viral jerks" can NOT tell you how to create genuine wealth OFF line. I will say that a couple do a decent job of telling one how to make dribs and drabs of $$ here and there ON line - but their methods certainly are complicated, very involved and require a LOT of time and work!

Even worse, to make his plan work you'd need to depend on a whole lot of other people doing a variety of things the "right way," and I can tell you from vast experience in dealing with thousands of suppliers, that just is NOT going to happen! You can NOT rely on many of the best-known names in cyber space!

But yours truly here can give you all the skinny you need to enable you sit at home, your computer turned off - IF you even own one - and still build a fortune for you and yours rather quickly.

My secret? I have devoted my entire life to devising and perfecting methods to make huge sums of money and then . . . I've made those successful methods available to others . . . just like you!

The only difference between you and the millions of people I've helped over the past half century is that you are probably much younger and have much more time ahead of you to enjoy the fruits of your efforts!

A HIGHLY LUCRATIVE HOME-BASED BUSINESS . . .

. . . that, for starters (and we're talking JUST for starters!), could help you rake in bushels of bux - upwards of $10,000.00 per month - just from ONE of the world-famous DAX home-based business opportunities which are 100% exclusive TO DAX:

No one else in the universe can provide what DAX provides - they cannot even come close!

LET'S GET TO THE HEART OF THIS $$ MATTER, OKAY?

At the core is what we refer to as the OTHER "WWW.: In this case, "WWW" stands for the DAX "Waiting Well of Wealth" - as that is precisely what we're discussing here - a deep, deep repository of genuine riches that may be YOURS . . . for the delightful dipping!

THIS particular "WWW" is available ONLY in the "other world" of direct marketing . . . OFF LINE, rather than via the Internet. Indeed, it operates mostly outside the Web yet, USES a website just enough to facilitate a scientific process of marketing which is a DAX Exclusive.

The final goal is to capture the imagination - and ORDERS - of the veritable TENS OF MILLIONS of eager cash buyers who have much MORE money to spend than geeky types who buy solely over the Internet!

And best of all? They DO spend those big bux - day and night - every day of the year BUT, there is a huge difference between the two categories of buyers and that makes for a significant benefit to you, if like myself, you are positioned to take advantage of that FACT which stems from the following:

THE BIG DAX DIFFERENCE

You know how so very easy it is for you, me, or anyone else to order something - anything - over the Net, right? You see an item, click a hyperlink or two, provide your payment method and WHAM-O! That's all you need do and within 30 seconds or so you can be off to another site and perhaps, order something else. SOUNDS GREAT from both buyer's and seller's standpoint, BUT:

Did you know that the largest percentage of on-line orders end up "going sour"? Buyers are often extremely displeased with how their orders are mis-handled - including the latest pervasive scam whereby the "buy one and we'll send another (whatever) FREE" scheme ends up costing twice what it should, because of fine print (which nobody reads) that adds many extra dollars for shipping and handing.

It is COMMON for a "ten-dollar" product to end up ACTUALLY costing over $35.00 when the second "FREE" item's shipping and handling is tacked onto the first item's shipping and handling!

Even more likely, the buyer discovers that the product for which they have been overcharged is not at all what it was promised to be. Why? Because, they're all too often dealing with sellers who are scam artists - folks or firms no one has ever heard of.

People who sell cheap junk from China they picked up for a few pennies and turn around and sell to YOU for many dollars! FLAKES who cannot even be contacted by email or phone. Oh, you may SEE an email address when your order acknowledgement email arrives, but just try to email them back! You will get what's called a "bounce-back" and your message will NOT be seen by anyone.

Worse, try phoning! Expect to devote at least 30-45 minutes to that lost cause and if/when someone answers, it will be a ditz using a false first-name only, with no knowledge about the product, your order or, how to resolve any issues you may have!

THE SAD RESULT OF ALL THAT:

The on-line buyer becomes disillusioned and essentially, boycotts the site(s) that cheated him/her. They also bad-mouth the sellers to all their friends, as well. Obviously, they do NOT return to be suckered again. The upshot:

No precious "back-end" (repeat) sales there, eh wot? For example, I will personally NEVER make another purchase from several DOZEN purveyors of goods and services that were obtained over the Net - because frankly, they are all nincompoops at the very least - or in many cases just plain crooks! (Incidentally, we have often NAMED specific ne'er-do-wells in our various writings - on and off-line!)

WHY THOSE SHORT-SIGHTED MISCREANTS CREATE A TREMENDOUS $$$- OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU!

When a prospective buyer enters the DAX "WWW? (Waiting Well of Wealth!") and decides to place an order, he or she must "go out of their way a bit" to consummate the purchase. It' takes just a little bit of effort - but assuredly, more than merely clicking on a hyperlink or two.

The buyer must write up some data on an order form, get out the checkbook or buy a money order or perhaps, furnish charge-card data. THEN, they will postal mail the order to the seller although, of course, the option to fax orders is extremely popular with these type of solid buyers, as well. Indeed, at DAX, we provide a DAX-FAX network ordering system for our Dealers and customers alike.

THE SUPERIOR QUALITY OF DAX "Waiting Well of Wealth!" BUYERS:

First and foremost, this higher calibre of informed buyers are much more cautious, and due to the longer ordering process, automatically devote more time to carefully studying all sales materials, letters, brochures, etc., BEFORE placing an order.

They know in advance what they will be getting thus, are not disappointed when the package arrives a couple days later on their doorstep. Each package contains an enticing array of additional sales materials (furnished 100% at DAX expense - NOT our dealer's!) which effectively induce the customer to . . . BUY MORE!

That defines the term "back-end sales" which is what BUILDS a solid, lucrative ON-GOING business. It is the secret "cash cow" that also creates a high-value mailing list of MULTIPLE-BUYERS which can be used to sell more and more products, both by you and other marketers who will eagerly RENT your list for their own campaigns.

That type of list is considered by experts to be THE VERY HIGHEST QUALITY and will fetch at least $100 or more per thousand names: Each rental is for a one-time use only, and you will rent those lists over and over again.

Indeed, that alone is a business from which many people make hundreds of thousands per year. My list rental business by itself paid 100% (in cash) of the nearly one million dollar cost of an 11,000 square foot home called MOTH MANOR (Mansion On The Hill) in the poshest area of East Lansing, Michigan a couple decades back - as well as my third Rolls-Royce. You can see both, if you care to, on the first page of a website I'll give you in a minute or two.

Frankly, THAT is the marketing approach of many jerks - not all of whom ARE rich - but some people get inspired by that sort of thing - so, we play the game like everybody else! We just play it a lot better, because ALL of our expensive stuff is totally paid for: THIS guru has not owed a penny to a living soul since 1970 - when I was a tender 30 years old!

JUST A QUICK INTERJECTED THOUGHT HERE:

Do you think for a moment that any smart direct marketer would be the least bit interested in renting a list of people who have had all those sad and irritating experiences with purveyors of goods over the Internet like we described awhile ago? Nope . . .

As a bonus to the dealer for products sold in the DAX "WWW" traditional manner - a two century American tradition, by the way - there are few, if any dissatisfied customers or those pesky returns and refunds.

But what about on-line sellers? Their largest bugaboo are the humongous numbers of returns and refunds - PLUS the numerous complaints to the FTC, FCC, and other regulatory agencies. In fact, many on-line sellers experience a far greater percentage of returns than they do of sales which actually ??stick.??

One fairly successful (and well-known) young woman who has been selling on-line for the past 6 1/2 years, as a so-called ??affiliate?? for several prime sources, told me one reason she was leaving on-line marketing and coming over to the DAX "WWW" method of marketing was that a full 63% of all of her on-line sales ended up being reversed!

And to add insult to injury, the middleman credit card authority she used was not refunding to her THEIR (5% of gross) fees whenever they allowed a charge back. She literally said - and not jokingly - "I?m beginning to see that some months, the MORE I sell - the more I risk actually LOSING money!"

Incidentally, here's a DAX-ONLY perk: We process all charge-card orders for our DAX DEALERS at no cost to them whatsoever! Always have.

BUT HERE'S THE REALLY MIND-BLOWING FACT ABOUT THE DAX "WWW:"

The DAX-DEALER types - those who market mostly or even exclusively via off-line techniques have, over the decades, generated many BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN SALES from their customers - MOST of whom have never-ever touched a computer and probably, in many cases, never will!

In short, there is a MAMMOTH segment of cash buyers who are being totally ignored by all those OTHER on-line marketers who honestly (or otherwise!) believe that their way is the only way.

It is not!

Before I go any further let me ask you: Just exactly how much money have YOU made from your various Web-Based ventures . . . hmmmm?

That's what I thought!

But listen, here's something that may get you even more excited than you already are about the whys and wherefores of exploring the DAX "WWW."

Some eleven years ago, we started experimenting with what can only be called a "hybrid" form of marketing, which combines the best of BOTH "www!"

It is simplicity itself although, in recent time, we have used our advanced knowledge and experience to enhance the deal considerably, to wit:

First, our basic direct marketing program is based on a combination of inexpensive postcards, cheap classified ads, as well as a bunch of ways to "get out the word" at absolutely NO COST of any kind.

THEN . . .

. . . all of our advertising - and that of our many DAX DEALERS - includes a URL, PLUS a series of incentives to cause the prospect to visit a certain website - which again, has been in place and operating full blast 24/7/365 since 1997.

Through a fool-proof and ingenious PIN system (which DAX developed way back in 1962 - and has since become common with hundreds of other firms today) we track each movement from the initial inquiry to the final sale and thus, each DAX DEALER is credited with 100% of his or her profits without any hitch, question or delay.

AND GET THIS:

DAX DEALERS earn the very highest commissions in the direct marketing industry under our famous "Lion's Share Of the Profits" plan which pays upwards of 80% per sale.

When you realize that there are DAX DEALERSHIP programs which feature PER UNIT SALES of upwards of $10,000.00 . . . You don't need to be a math whiz to compute your profit on that one - it's $8,000.00! Now, does THAT start to create some REAL excitement?!

Yes, I thought so!

THE {MARKETING} PLOT THICKENS!

More recently, we inaugurated an adjunct program that allows anyone who is a DAX DEALER, but also just so happens to have their own website (for whatever reason - NOT specifically for DAX) or a blog or even if they are more facile with an email program - to incorporate various and specific DAX-Initiated techniques which have the potential of drumming up TONS of prospects/ inquiries/buyers - all of which can add greatly to the bottom-line at no cost of any kind to the DAX DEALER.

THE FIELD IS WIDE-OPEN FOR YOU!

Look, my most recent birthday - which always seems to occur on Valentine?s Day each year - found me "celebrating" for the 68th time! ALL of my male relatives including both grandfathers, all uncles, great uncles, my father, my brother - even my brother-in-law and best friend were all dead ?n? gone by my current age. My only son, Dean Jr., died shortly after his 40th birthday some ten years ago. Yes, you'd better believe that I do everything possible to stay healthy, but . . .

. . . before it's too late, I'd like to "set up" a whole new and fresh generation of men and women serious about "making it big" by utilizing the exclusive methods that I have perfected during the nearly 50 years that I?ve enjoyed being the "Original Wealthy Jerk."

HOW TO PARTAKE OF THE DAX "Waiting Well of Wealth!

First, to weed out the lazy louts, you WILL be required to postal mail me your request for more info. No easy "click-click" with THIS opportunity although oddly, it starts with just ONE such by your visiting our grandaddy portal: www.DAXFAX.com

There, I trust you will read every word - and perhaps, even savor a few!

When you get to the Application Form you'll be asked for a 6 digit PIN and by providing it you will make yourself a fast five dollars. Yep, like I said earlier, this is only gonna set you back five smackers. The regular charge for the informational package is ten dollars, but if you are "in the know" and have that secret 6-digit PIN you'll pay just half that.

And if that is too much to risk to learn if what I can offer you may well be the start of your own personal fortune-building then . . . click away from here now and try one of those other "blue-sky" deals. Maybe, if you keep searching long enough and spend a few hundred dollars of your hard-earned, you will find something almost as good elsewhere. Just don't count on it!

Yours, For Wealth-Building - The DAX WAY,

Dean F. V. Du Vall, Sr., Chief Cook 'n' Bottle Washer

P.S. Oh, did you think I forgot? HA!

Here's that PIN that's worth $5.00 cash: 778257

P.P.S. I know from an extraordinary amount of experience with "curiosity-seekers" versus "serious wealth-builders" that many people will read the message that you've just finished reading.

But only a few will actually have the "guts 'n' gumption" to follow-up . . .

What's that old "Saturday Night Live" line . . . ?

Oh, yes: "Hear me now or hear me later!"

Go ahead! Click on www.DAXFAX.com

. . . but again, from my life-long experience, it is totally the "follow-up" (on most ANY great opportunity) that could well make you rich.

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ALWAYS LEAVE ?EM LAUGHING!

It's hard to understand why John McCain is stumping the country doggedly trying every which way to become the next President.

After all, he's married to a beautiful blond who is twenty years younger . . . she is an heir to a major distributor of Anheuser Busch and is worth a hundred million dollars in her own right . . . and of course, McCain gets all the free beer he could want.

What more could a man possibly want?!

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